Tuesday, February 03rd, 2009 | Author:

George Phillips of Meridian Mississippi was going up to bed when his wife told him that he’d left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window.

George opened the back door to go turn off the light but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things. He phoned the police and told them that there were burglars in his shed.

The officer asked, “Is someone in your house?” and George said no.

The officer replied that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply lock his door and an officer would be along when available.

George said, “Okay,” hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again. “Hello I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people in my shed. Well, you don’t have to worry about them now cause I’ve just shot them all.”

Then he hung up. Within five minutes three police cars, an Armed Response unit, and an ambulance showed up at the Phillips residence.

Of course, the police caught the burglars red-handed. One of the Policemen said to George: “I thought you said that you’d shot them!”

George said, “I thought you said there was nobody available!”

from Political Humor

Share
Category: grins
You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. Both comments and pings are currently closed.
4 Responses
  1. Peter P says:

    That’s awesome!

  2. Hercules Mulligan says:

    HOHOHO!!! This man was smart! He caught the donut-shoppers red-handed too!

  3. akaGaGa says:

    Now if only we could make this work for Congress. :)

  4. Anonymous says:

    In New York State Mr. Phillips would be taken into custody for falsely reporting an incident.