Wednesday, April 01st, 2009 | Author:

Regular readers have become familiar with Obama’s Dictionary, a series of posts that re-define the common words of our president into the new meaning he has applied to them.

So it’s a major change of attitude for me to admit that Obama has spoken the truth about something. But the truth is the truth, and I cannot deny it, so here is the breaking news from the president’s amazing news conference:

  1. Citing a guilty conscience, today President Obama has confessed that he is not really a natural-born citizen, and therefore is not constitutionally eligible to be president. He is going to step down in favor of Joe Biden.
  2. He also confessed that he now realizes that aborted fetuses are really tiny, helpless people that deserve the protection of the law. As a result, he is going to devote his upcoming free schedule to a new pro-life movement.
  3. In another stunning statement, he has admitted that “change” was just a campaign slogan, and he has really just been the front man for the Bilderburg group.

In all fairness, I do need to point out that today is April 1st, and I’ve also been seeing flying pink elephants.

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