Regular readers have become familiar with Obama’s Dictionary, a series of posts that re-define the common words of our president into the new meaning he has applied to them.
So it’s a major change of attitude for me to admit that Obama has spoken the truth about something. But the truth is the truth, and I cannot deny it, so here is the breaking news from the president’s amazing news conference:
- Citing a guilty conscience, today President Obama has confessed that he is not really a natural-born citizen, and therefore is not constitutionally eligible to be president. He is going to step down in favor of Joe Biden.
- He also confessed that he now realizes that aborted fetuses are really tiny, helpless people that deserve the protection of the law. As a result, he is going to devote his upcoming free schedule to a new pro-life movement.
- In another stunning statement, he has admitted that “change” was just a campaign slogan, and he has really just been the front man for the Bilderburg group.
In all fairness, I do need to point out that today is April 1st, and I’ve also been seeing flying pink elephants.